From Emirates247.com, a story of romance gone wrong:
OK, first of all ... poor cow!! What the hell did she do to deserve drowning? Wow!An 18-year-old boy in Bali who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it in front of hundreds of people, according to video from Buzz
The teen said he thought the cow was a beautiful woman and it wooed him with compliments, the video says. Officials didn't buy it, deciding on the marriage as punishment.
The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow.
Also, the reporter failed to provide pictures of eligible women in the boy's village alongside the cow. Maybe the boy wasn't delusional at all.
The article doesn't elaborate on exactly what "caught having sex" really meant, but I guess I won't go there (you're welcome).
It's really a shame that Emirates247 doesn't have a social page as I would have liked to have read about what the couple was wearing and who the notables were at the ceremony. Did the bull give away the bride?
Finally, I wonder if that kid doesn't have a basis for a civil suit for them drowning his bride (apparently while he was unconscious). Lawyer up kid! At the very least you've got the potential for a viral video in all this, though I Sh-Udder to think of it.