A recent article in the Times of India caught my eye, entitled "5 Reasons You Need to Masturbate."
The first thing I thought of when I saw the title, before I read the article, was "I need a reason?" (grin). Well, the article itself was actually a snooze. Must have been written by a penny a word content writer I figure.
It certainly was not a total waste of a mouse click however. For below the short knock-off article was a treasure trove of totally entertaining, hilarious comments. Below are some excerpts from the 579(!) comments along with [my editorial comments/snarks between the square brackets]:
"...ever heard about TMS? Traumatic Masturbation syndrome... they say its harmful.. god knows if its true or false." [Could I apply for Social Security Disability on this basis, I wonder?]